Monkey Butt!!!!!!!???????

unclejack857 · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:26 pm Post subject: Monkey Butt!!!!!!!???????

Anyone ever hear the term,"monkeybutt"? I just saw Monkeybutt powder first advertised like 3 months ago in the local Walmart. Well, I think I have it!
Just thought everyone might get a good laugh at my expense! My butt's redder than a spank baby baboons!!!! lol Embarassed

shakari · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject:

You think you've got problems......... I've been taking anti malaria pills for months and as a result have developed thrush in a very tender spot......... and it hurts and looks like helll!!!!!! Shocked

Johnny5 · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject:

Monkey Butt = Dumb Butt = Sucks

Most stock cruiser seats will give you this since a lot of pressure is right on your tailbone.

crazycanuck · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:13 pm Post subject:

I've never heard about this before, butt it explains my sore arse from the past couple of weeks of daily riding.
My kids are now running around the house laughing that "Dad is a Monkey Butt"
Does it eventually go away as you get used to riding, or do i need to make ..AHH..some adjustments?

djbill · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject:

thats exactly what monkey butt is,from sitting for long hours at a time in a moving car,truck or bike.i gotta get some of that powder,going from los angeles to daytona in feb on the new fjr.let you know how it works..lol

KirkN · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject:

Naaahhh, back in the day, monkey butt was from riding DIRT BIKES for long periods, not just any old riding. Not only the chafing, but the pounding from those super 3" of suspension travel dirt bikes used to have.

But, you're right, nowadays it comes from anything that involves sitting, sweating and chafing around there.

http://www.off-road.com/offroad/Book+Reviews/Monkey-Butt-By-Rick-Sieman-Large-Format-Paperback-/ArticleStandard/Article/detail/290621?contextCategoryId=25219

Laughing

roncieri313 · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject:

Well, they don't look good but they work...beaded seats.

05c50 · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject:

A buddy of mine swears by the beaded seats. BUT don't buy a cheap one. He was riding with one that he had "made" from a beaded car seat.... the knots came out and all the beads started flying all over the road. It's funny now,BUT the rest of us in the group weren't to happy as we dodged all the marbles bouncing all over the road.

........Paul

Johnny5 · Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:41 am Post subject:

Yikes!

I hear those sheepskin pads work really well too. Also disipates the heat.

Although, it would look a bit strange on the older style bike...

ep · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:20 pm Post subject:

Cotton boxer-briefs.

roncieri313 · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject:

Yes you should get a good beaded seat ;ike Sampson...I had one custom made for my Yamaha Majesty 400 it worked like a dream on a long trip...here's the link to the maker if anyone is interested.

http://sampson-sporttouring.com/beaded-seats.html